To the tune of “Amazing Horse” by Weebl’s Stuff
Look at my fort, my fort is amazing
Give it a kick,
Ooh it feels just like sandstone
Have a pull on this chain it raises its gate
And then it lowers again when you tug on this lever
Ooh that’s fancy!
Do you think so?
Well now I want to show you where the dwarven milk is made
Sweet dwarven milk, mmm sweet dwarven milk
Sweet dwarven milk, yeah sweet dwarven milk
Look at my fort, I’ll take you round the dining hall and all the other places too
I think you’ll find that the dining hall pretty much is everything
Shut up Dorfy, look at my fort!