DFCA

To the tune of “YMCA” by Village People

Young dorf, there’s no need to feel down
I said, young dorf, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young dorf, ’cause you’re in a new fort
There’s no need to be unhappy
Young dorf, there’s a place you can go
I said, young dorf, when you’re short on your booze
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
They have everything for you dorfs to enjoy
You can hang out with all the gobs
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
You can get punched in the spleen, have a good meal
You can drink whatever you feel

Young dorf, are you listening to me?
I said young dorf, you can drink real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing
No dorf drinks it all by their self
I said, young dorf, put your back to the elf
And just go there, to the D.F.C.A
I’m sure they’ll be open today

It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
They have everything for you dorfs to enjoy
You can hang out with all the gobs
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
You an get punched in the spleen, have a good meal
You can drink whatever you feel

Young dorf, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and I stole your screws
I felt no dorf knew if I were so rude
I felt the whole world was so chewed
That’s when someone came up to me
And said, young dorf, take a walk up the stairs
There’s a place there called the D.F.C.A
They can start you back on your drink

It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
They have everything for you dorfs to enjoy
You can hang out with all the gobs
D.F.C.A…. It’s fun to drink at the D.F.C.A
Young dorf, young dorf, there’s no need to feel down
Young dorf, young dorf, get yourself off the ground
D.F.C.A…. You’ll find it at the D.F.C.A
no dorf, no dorf, drinks it all by their self
Young man, young man, put your back to the elf
D.F.C.A…. just go to the D.F.C.A
Young dorf, young dorf, are you listening to me?
Young dorf, young dorf, what do you wanna drink?
D.F.C.A…. You find it at the D.F.C.A….
no dorf, no dorf, drinks it all by their self
Young man, young man, put your back to the elf
D.F.C.A…. just go to the D.F.C.A
Young dorf, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and I stole your screws

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